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Dark Shadows
And I'm pretty sure he called me a hooker. Dark Shadows

And I'm pretty sure he called me a hooker. Dark Shadows

Sculpted entirely of the most exquisite Carrara marble from Firenze, Italia. It's a joint obtaining a single pearl.

Are you stoned or something?

They tried stoning me my dear. It did not work. When did they start allowing women of the night on this day crowns?

Carolyn look.

Ah, yes, uncanny is it not? Worth every hour I spent posing. Forgive me, my name is Barnabas Collins.

Children! Get away from that man.

He says his name is Barnabas Collins.

And I'm pretty sure he called me a hooker.

That'll do Carolyn.

A word please.

Dark Shadows clip with Johnny Depp, Michelle Pfeiffer, Chloë Grace Moretz and Gulliver McGrath as David Collins.

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