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Betty White says she's old and forgot her teeth. The Lorax

Betty White says she's old and forgot her teeth. The Lorax

Lorax Betty White featurette.

So, mom, do you happen to know if there's like any place where I could get a real tree? Ted, honey, don't play with your food. You neither mom.

Hello, I'm Betty White and I'm so very proud to be part of a cast for the new movie Dr. Seuss' The Lorax.

Let's just say I need a tree. Where would I go. What do I do.

You need to find the Once-ler. Mom, it's not really the time for one of your, you know, magical fables. I forgot. I'm old and can't even remember to put my teeth in. Will you be a dear and go get them for me?

Her grandson Ted wants to impress a girl.

Okay, here's the deal. The Once-ler is the man who knows what happened to the trees. You want one? You need to find him.

Grammy, is this a real thing that we are talking about now. Oh, he's real alright. Normally I would say, drop a load of cash or some mayor bling. But really, how many carats can a kid buy with an allowance?

Well, where can I find him? Far outside of town where the grass never grows. And the wind smells so and sour when it blows. Whooo! Grammy goes a little over the top to make a point.

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