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Crazy, Stupid, Love.
Can I put back on my shirt? Ryan Gosling in Crazy, Stupid, Love

Can I put back on my shirt? Ryan Gosling in Crazy, Stupid, Love

Oh boy. Wow. Wow! Wow! Beautiful. And then you sleep together. Nasty! You are so dirty! I know. I will mess you up!

Crazy, Stupid, Love. This is Crazy.

I slept with someone. You met him. At the Christmas party? The one with the... please stop. The last person in the world that I wanna hurt is you, Cal. If you keep talking I'm gonna get out of the car. But I think the fact that I did it is, it just shows how broken we are. Okay... And how much we really need... Cal!

This is senseless.

I need some time to figure out how I feel about us, long term. I'm just. Next level. Is this yours? Yes. Is this yours?

This is insane.

What do you wanna do with me? I wanna show you off to my ex-wife. Make her really jealous.

This is absurd.

Take off your shirt. Why? Because I can't stop thinking. Okay, okay, okay. Alright, okay, wait, wait. Now you need to take off your dress. No! Yes. No way! Not with all that going on, no, thank you. Can I sit down please. Yeah. Can I put back on my shirt? No.

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