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Our Idiot Brother
He said that your personality gets in the way of your looks. Our Idiot Brother

He said that your personality gets in the way of your looks. Our Idiot Brother

Hey, Ned, really? You had to go and tell Jeremy about that little stupid thing I said about the health insurance? Why are you such a blabbermouth?

I'm surprised that you even asked my opinion on your work, since I'm not even a grown-up. Is that what it was?

Ned!

She didn't say that, at all. What she said was that you're not like a real man.

Ned!

Oh, that's much better.

No.

That's great. Thank you Miranda.

Oh, no, no, no. This is just a breakdown in communication.

Don't try and make me feel bad about any of this, when according to you I'm, what was it Ned? Hideously ugly.

What? I didn't say that. Miranda, I would never say that about you.

He so didn't say that about you.

Thank you, please tell her I didn't say that Ned.

He said that your personality gets in the way of your looks. Your very good looks. Dude! Do you have Tourette’s?

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