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Tower Heist
Here's your punk ass bobby pin. Tower Heist

Here's your punk ass bobby pin. Tower Heist

In a robbery, things can change quickly. It can go from hot to cold, just like that. You have to be ready to adapt to the situation. You have to be able to think on your feet. I was on a job a few days ago, when my hommie got shot in the face!

He's kidding right?

If you get shot in the head, it's over.

If you get shot in your head, it's over. If you get shot in your face, the bullet will go in your cheek, than come out the other side. Than what you gonna do?

Die, I'm gonna die. I saw a television show once about a guy who got shot in the head with a nail gun. He couldn't even remember how to chew anymore. He had to put everything in a blender.

He couldn't figure out how to chew. But he could operate a cuisinart.

I don't think he operated it himself.

Alright, can we just focus please. It's 16 degrees.

That's right. Let's focus. Earlier today I taught you all how to pick a lock with a bobby pin. I want you all to practice on this door. I've got bobby pins for all of y’all. Here's your bobby pin. Here's your bobby pin. Here's your bobby pin. Here's your punk ass bobby pin. Take it. You unlock the door, you won't freeze to death. I'm gonna be inside having sex with Rita.

Who's Rita?

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