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I almost had my face cut off by a Decepticon, Transformers 3

I almost had my face cut off by a Decepticon, Transformers 3

Excuse me, colonel Lennox? Director Mearing. This is Sam Witwicky, he's a civilian... I know his name, colonel. I want to know who gave him clearance.

Who gave me clearance? How about Optimus Prime, when he touched down in suburbia looking for my house? This is the national intelligence director. In case you.. Hi. Disrespecting a federal officer. Huh, maybe that'll get you somewhere. Who is she? She's my girlfriend. What is this, like a date? She knows all about the autobots, okay. She knows Bumblebee and she comes from a military family. I can vouch for her.

Hey, I have an idea. How about we get back to the important topics. Like the fact that I almost had my face cut off by a Decepticon.

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