What do you like most about Puerto Rico?
Money. Women. Rum.
You drink 161 miniatures?
Are they not complementary?
Sorry, I'm late. There were unexpected developments.
I bet you scream before I do.
My wife, stay away from her.
Aaaaaaaah!
Try and look normal.
How long can this blizzard of shame go on?
Mind bending. Life threatening. Comedy of the year.