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Friends with Benefits
It smells like the seventies in here. Friends with Benefits

It smells like the seventies in here. Friends with Benefits

Hey, hey! Wow! Wow! Mom! Mom? Wow! I don't know what you're doing. I can't see you putting on your black underpants. Jamie, baby, I missed you. Oh, baby, did your boobs get bigger?

Mom, I'm over here. Oh, hey. Oh, no they didn't. You never told me you had a hot boyfriend. He's not my boyfriend mom. Oh. That's right, we're just friends.

Well I love it! Oh, it's like the seventies in here. Woe! It's great! Ok, well, that's technically I guess what this is. That's exactly what this is. So my daughter is just your slampiece. No, no! Slampiece... Haha, just kidding. Slam away! It's so good to see you baby. I'm only gonna be here a few weeks. I'm starving. You got any gin? Uh, it's in kitchen.

You gotta go. Is she wearing AXE body spray? I don't know.

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