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Mater knows karate! Cars 2

Mater knows karate! Cars 2

Mater: You know, I know some karate. I don't want to brag or nothing, but I got me a black fan belt. Hey, you want to see some moves I made up?

Finn McMissile: You're being followed.

Mater: This first one, I can reach into a cars hood. Pull out his battery and show it to him before he stalls. I call it: What I accidentally did to my friend Luigi once.

There he is!

O, wow, look, I probably ought to go. I'm about to miss my flight.

Don't worry. I've taken care of that. Hang on!

This is first class service! You don't even have to go through the terminal.

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