My Butt, Friends with Benefits
International Friends with Benefits trailer.
I just think that we should chill for a while. I think we should take a break. You're breaking up with me? It's not you. Of course it's me. It's me! I don't like you anymore. You said that I was your soul mate. I did? When? When we were at that bed-and-breakfast having sex. You know, that doesn't... That doesn't what? Count.
I'm done with the relationship thing. You are preaching to the congregation. God, I miss sex. I mean, sometimes you just need it. Why does it always have to come with complications. And emotion. It's a physical act. Like playing tennis. You want more beer? Yeah. Let's play tennis. My nipples are sensitive. I don't like dirty talk. My chin is ticklish. I sneeze sometimes after I hah!
Friends who have sex? What are you, in college? Hey, wow, mom! So my daughter is just your slampiece? No, uhm, slampiece? Just kidding. Slam away!
Waaaa! What's wrong? Nothing! When women start to scream it can be misconstrued. Just keep going! My butt. What? Oh, my butt. Really? No, I mean my butt. It's crampy. Can you grab a pillow? So no butt? No.
