Oh, cockfighting, that sounds wonderful. The Hangover 3
Alan (Zach Galifianakis): I can't believe my daddy is dead. I can think of so many people I would have rather died first. Like my mother.
Doug (Justin Bartha): Apparently Alan's been off his meds for almost six months.
Stu (Ed Helms): Oh God, look at him now.
We're all here to tell you about an awesome place called New Horizons.
That does sound awesome.
Alan, this is an intervention.
We drive you there today and I promise you, you will come back a changed man.
Are you going Phil?
Phil (Bradley Cooper): I love you Alan.
Alan starts crying.
Where is he? Wesley Chow stole $21 million from me. And I figured the wolf pack had the best chances of finding him. Doug is my insurance.
Can you take Stu instead?
I got this strange email that I think might be from Chow.
Fatty, I'm close by. Tell no one. Chow.
This says Chow. How did you not know this was from Chow?
At the time I thought it was "ciao" like in goodbye. You know, like, ciao, arrivederci!
Hey, fat stuff. Quick, give me some sugar.
Did he just kiss him?
What are you doing here?
Same old, some old. Ooh, I got into cockfighting.
Oh, cockfighting, that sounds wonderful.
Stand still, I'm tryin to help!
Are you out of your mind?
I love cocaine!
