Saw the new Twilight movie by myself and it was so bad. Crazy, Stupid, Love
Yes, I would have bis babies. Conan O'Brien. God yes! Friend to friend, ew!
Love is complicated.
Guess what. My wife is having intercourse with someone who's not me. Wow!
Love is confusing.
I met a girl and she's a game changer. I don't know what to do. Definitely don't be yourself.
Love is surprising.
Take of your shirt. Seriously? It's like you're photoshopped.
Love is crazy.
When I told you I had to work late, I really went to the new Twilight movie by myself. And it was so bad.
