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Tower Heist
She only works the West side of the street. She's got a fat ass too. Tower Heist

She only works the West side of the street. She's got a fat ass too. Tower Heist

The parking enforcement officer only works the West side of the street. She's got a fat ass too.

Poppy, I'll call you after lunch. I'm in a restaurant with Josh and a couple of other guys across from the tower. Yeah, I love you.

What are you doing? This is supposed to be a secret.

I can't tell me wife I'm having a lunch?

We're not having lunch. We're casing the front of the building. Now they can trace our steps back to us.

I didn't tell what restaurant we're at.

You said, the restaurant across from the tower.

I didn't say which restaurant across from the tower.

Jezus, a hamburger is $24. We can't afford to eat here anyway.

Hey, we can order whatever we like. Because uh, lunch is on me.

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