Stop talking to me about your life. I'm nine! Friends with Benefits
I miss sex. I miss sex too. Right, I mean, sometimes you just need it. Why does it always have to come with complications. And emotion. It's a physical act. Like playing tennis. Do you want more beer? Yeah. Let's play tennis. I can work with that. Okay. Should be fine.
So my daughter is just your slampiece? No, no! Slampiece? Just kidding! Slam away! Aaaaah! What's wrong? Nothing! Well, when women start to scream it can be misconstrued. Just keep going!
It's just sex. That never works. No, you don't get it bro. Jamie is different. Does she have a penis where most girls have a vagina? No penis. Then she's no different.
Aren't we getting too old for this? Sex? Casual sex. I had a little too much to drink. You know how it is. You feel a little frisky. Stop talking to me about your life. I'm nine!
Every time you curse you blink. Like your body is rejecting the word. It does not, fuck you! Blinked.
