Mom, can you please take down that photo of me and Allan?
We just thought it was a nice memory.
Of my failed marriage?
Well, the wedding wasn't a failure. Remember the tiramisu?
Buddy Slade and I are meant to be together and I'm here to get him back.
Why Buddy?
He knew me when I was at my best.
Don't you get it? Oh boy. Love conquers all. Have you not seen The Graduate? Or like, I don't know, anything?