They are so overjoyed to have had the opportunity to make sweet love to you. Crazy, Stupid, Love
Just because I've watched you pick up women, doesn't mean that I know how to pick up women. Did you ever see Karate Kid? What does that have to do with anything? You know when he's teaching him to wax on and off, but he's really teaching him to fight? You want me to fight someone? What's the first thing I do when I walk up to a girl. I but her a drink.
Yes, always. Without fail, you buy her a drink. Even if she doesn't want one you insist. And do I talk about myself? Never. Never talk about yourself, always about her. Because bar banter is boring, it's the worst. Put the emphasis on her. She has to be the interesting one. Impress me. Impress me with how interesting you are. It's a big game. A game, a game. It's a creepy, creepy little game you're playing. Well, that's judgmental isn't it?
At the end of the night, what do I do? Do I ask them to come home with me? No, you tell them to come home with you. They have no choice in the matter. It is your choice. And they are so overjoyed to have had the opportunity to make sweet, sweet love to you. Oh my God! You did. You Miyagied me.
Honk!
