What do you use these for? My body. 50/50
I think you're making a big, big mistake. What? Don't do this. What are you talking about? Please don't do this. You said you liked this idea. You're gonna look stupid man. You're gonna look weird. Come on, let's just do it. Wait a minute, wait a minute. What do you use these for? My body.
1. shock
A tumor? Yes. Me? Yes. Hey, that doesn't make any sense though. I mean, I don't smoke. I don't drink. I, you know, I recycle.
2. denial
How do you feel right now? Fine. Yeah, I can't remember being so calm in a long time. Would you describe what you're feeling as a kind of numbness? No, I'd describe it as fine.
3. resistance
You're young. Young people beat cancer all the time. Every celebrity beats cancer. Tom Green. The guy from Dexter. Lance Armstrong. He keeps getting it.
I'm moving in. No, mom, no. I'm your mother Adam. Well, Exactly.
4. acceptance
You want a macaron? Oh, thanks, I'm alright. There's weed in 'm.
You got a prescription for medicinal marijuana? No, I got a prescription. Well, what's wrong with you? I have night blindness.
We shouldn't have done this. Yeah, big mistake. Using your balls trimmers, instead of going to a barber. Yeah, I never wash them, ever.
Hello. Hey, it's Adam. Adam? What's going on? Uhm, just probably having a nervous breakdown.
What are your chances? It's like 50/50. It's not that bad. If you were a casino game, you would have the best odds. That's what everybody has been saying. You'll feel better and don't worry. And this all fine. And, like, it's not. You can't change your situation. The only thing you can change is how you choose to deal with that.
You really think that a girl is gonna go for me, just because I have cancer? For the millionth time, yes. Great song. Totally. I have cancer. I was wrong. I was wrong. It was weird. It's weird like that. It's not, it doesn't sound cool.
