You can trust me. Now you sound like my wife. Kevin Spacey in Horrible Bosses

Nothing for you? Nick, it's 8.15 in the morning. I'm not an alcoholic. The only reason I took one is because I thought you where going to have one, so. You took one because you thought I was gonna have one? I was just trying to be polite. So if I put my balls in honey and shaved coconut, you'd do that too? I would not. Sure? Because I've got some coconut.

Is your boss a slave-driving psycho?

You made me work so late I missed saying goodbye to my Gam Gam. She died before I made it to the hospital. I had no idea that you called your grandmother Gam Gam. I'm sorry. I really am, I'm sorry. Our lives would be a hell of a lot easier if our bosses weren't alive. What are we considering? We're gonna kill our bosses.

Kevin Spacey is the shittiest boss ever.

I know you've been working your tail of for that promotion. But I'm not sure I can trust you. You can trust me. Now you sound like my wife. Nothing is happening behind your back, you can trust me. Meanwhile she's fucking every guy in the neighborhood. I'm sure she's very loyal. Are you fucking my wife? No, what? Yeah, no, I know that. She's way out of your league.

I own you. You're my bitch. Thank you.