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Dark Shadows
You may strategically place your wonderful lips upon my posterior and kiss it repeatedly. Dark Shadows

You may strategically place your wonderful lips upon my posterior and kiss it repeatedly. Dark Shadows

With each life I take, a piece of my ragged soul dies. For I only kill, because I'm compelled to. Compelled by your witchcraft, by your curse. Why have you done this to me?

It's A shame. You know if you'd just been smart enough to love me, I would have let it go. I sent your little girlfriend over the cliffs once before. What makes you think I wouldn't do it again?

I'm gonna offer you a business proposal Barnabas. My final offer. Either you agree to rule this little pawn of my side by side. Partners and lovers. Or, I put you back in the box.

I already prepared my counter proposal. It reads thusly: you may strategically place your wonderful lips upon my posterior and kiss it repeatedly.

Barnabas gets locked into a box again.

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