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Tower Heist
You never said it was a real safe made out of steal. Tower Heist

You never said it was a real safe made out of steal. Tower Heist

Ben Stiller: You're saying you can't open it?

Eddie Murphy: I'm saying I never worked on a safe like this before. I usually break into strongboxes. You never said it was a real safe made out of steal.

We're going after $20 million. What did you think it would be? Wood?

What kind of thief can't open a safe?

Well, generally I rob balconies.

Balconies? Like a cat burglar?

That way I never get charged with breaking and entering. And I never steal over a thousand dollars, because in New York that's a felony.

What do you get, like pots and plants?

No bitch. I be stealing no pots and plants. I steal mostly satellite dishes. I got a friend of mine hooking up illegal direct-TV.

Hey, can your friend hook me up?

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