Did I tell you Fanny Pedro got engaged?
After she got that tele-job, her mother said she was just swimming in proposals.
Well, good for fat Fanny Pedro.
Eugenia! Your eggs are dying. Would it kill you to go on a date? Show a little gumption.
Careful now, careful. Oh, now look at this. This dress is just precious on you. Just take it in a little here. A little there. Get your hair fixed.
I got a job today.
Where?
Writing for the Jackson Journal.
Great. You can write my obituary. Charlotte Phelan, dead. Her daughter, still single.