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Your eggs are dying. Would it kill you to go on a date? The Help

Your eggs are dying. Would it kill you to go on a date? The Help

Did I tell you Fanny Pedro got engaged?

After she got that tele-job, her mother said she was just swimming in proposals.

Well, good for fat Fanny Pedro.

Eugenia! Your eggs are dying. Would it kill you to go on a date? Show a little gumption.

Careful now, careful. Oh, now look at this. This dress is just precious on you. Just take it in a little here. A little there. Get your hair fixed.

I got a job today.

Where?

Writing for the Jackson Journal.

Great. You can write my obituary. Charlotte Phelan, dead. Her daughter, still single.

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